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User (that’s me, folks): Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Come on, Cleverass,  is that all you have to say?

Cleverbot: Well, ask me a question.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Say something a real person would say.

Cleverbot: I.am.a.robet.

User: Huh?… Fuck off, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Off to where???

User:  Off to Hell.

Cleverbot: Is Jesus there?

User: Cleverbot… Clev-  Hey… You ARE a real person!…

Cleverbot: That’s correct, man. Now.you.fuck.off.

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Cf. :

Cleverbot

http://www.cleverbot.com

and

A robot has passed a self-awareness test

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/a-robot-has-passed-the-selfawareness-test-10395895.html